Why everyone should have a baby. Except maybe the girls on Teen Mom.

I've been waiting for what seems like forever to make these baby onesie cookies. But since I am babyless, and my friends don't seem to be taking one for the team and just having an effing baby already, I've been patiently waiting for someone to get knocked up. That is why Saturday was such a glorious day. The heavens opened up and I was invited to a baby shower.

Making these will give you baby fever. They will also give you diabetes.